A policeman arrested 3 drug barons.
He started saying, " Idiots, you have been caught today selling Cocaine. You shall be sentenced for a long time in prison."
Baron 1: What the hell? I will give you $1000.
Policeman: You are stupid. (slaps the baron) You think I am corrupt?
Baron 2: What if I pay you $5000?
Policeman: (punching the baron in the tommy) Give your bloody money to your friends in Jail.
Baron 3: What if I ....
Policeman: (Interrupting) If you say .....
Baron 3: (continuing) $ 2 Million.
Policeman: I will ....(shocked), did you just .... Why didn't you tell me that you were just selling pain relievers?
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He started saying, " Idiots, you have been caught today selling Cocaine. You shall be sentenced for a long time in prison."
Baron 1: What the hell? I will give you $1000.
Policeman: You are stupid. (slaps the baron) You think I am corrupt?
Baron 2: What if I pay you $5000?
Policeman: (punching the baron in the tommy) Give your bloody money to your friends in Jail.
Baron 3: What if I ....
Policeman: (Interrupting) If you say .....
Baron 3: (continuing) $ 2 Million.
Policeman: I will ....(shocked), did you just .... Why didn't you tell me that you were just selling pain relievers?
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