Husband and Wife were in court for divorce.
The problem is who gets custody for the child!
The wife Jumps up and says:
Your honor, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.
The Judge turns to Husband,
Husband: (calmly) " Your honor, if I use my ATM card to withdrawn Cash . Whose cash is it? The MACHINE's or MINE?
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The problem is who gets custody for the child!
The wife Jumps up and says:
Your honor, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.
The Judge turns to Husband,
Husband: (calmly) " Your honor, if I use my ATM card to withdrawn Cash . Whose cash is it? The MACHINE's or MINE?
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