Thursday, March 16, 2017

Defense Lawyer's Good News

I have good news and bad news," the Defense Lawyer says to his client.

Client : " What's the bad news? "

Lawyer : " Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."

"Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?"

"Well", the Lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."



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