An Indian Doctor can't find a job in USA..
So he opens a clinic and puts a sign
GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: I have lost my sense of taste.
Doctor : Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.
Lawyer: Ugh..this is kerosene.
Doctor : Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.
Doctor : Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.
Lawyer(Annoyed): This is kerosene. Last time U gave me for restoring my taste.
Doctor : Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.
Doctor : Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100.
Lawyer: (staring at the note)* : "But this is $20, not $100.
Doctor : Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20.
*You can't beat Indians* !!!!!
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So he opens a clinic and puts a sign
GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: I have lost my sense of taste.
Doctor : Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.
Lawyer: Ugh..this is kerosene.
Doctor : Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.
Doctor : Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.
Lawyer(Annoyed): This is kerosene. Last time U gave me for restoring my taste.
Doctor : Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.
Doctor : Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100.
Lawyer: (staring at the note)* : "But this is $20, not $100.
Doctor : Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20.
*You can't beat Indians* !!!!!
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