I Was In The Restaurant Yesterday When I Suddenly Realized

I Was In The Restaurant

Yesterday When I Suddenly Realized,

I Desperately Needed To Pass Gas.

The Music Was Really, Really Loud,

So I I Timed My Gas With The Beat Of The Music.

After A Couple Of Songs, I Started To Feel Better.

I Finished My Coffee, And Noticed That Everybody Was

Staring At Me. Then I Suddenly Remembered That I Was

Listening To My iPod....



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