Banta Asked To Santa. Banta: When You Kiss Your

Banta Asked To Santa.

Banta: "When You Kiss Your Wife?"

Santa: "I Kiss My Wife Before I Go To Office Every Day And You?"

Banta: "I Kiss Your Wife After You Go To Office Everyday"

Santa: "Ha Ha Ha, I Am First"




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A police officer stops a car. Officer: Your driving license

A police officer stops a car.

Officer: "Your driving license please."

Driver: "I'm really sorry, I forgot."

Officer: "At home?"

Driver: "No, to do it."




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Man: Hi, do you want to dance? Woman: Yeah

Man: Hi, do you want to dance?

Woman: Yeah, sure!

Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!




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A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor.

The doctor asks, "Do you share the same blood group?"

The husband replies, "We must by now. She's been sucking my blood for years."

A boy asked his father, Dad, how much

A boy asked his father, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father grimly replied, "I wouldn't know son, I'm still not done paying for it."


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Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what

Son: I am not able to go to school today.

Father: what happened?

Son: I am not feeling well

Father: Where you are not feeling well?

Son: In school!



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A man was summoned to his attorney's office. Lawyer- Do you

A man was summoned to his attorney's office.

Lawyer- "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.

Man- "Give me the bad news first."

Lawyer- "Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."

Man- "That's the bad news?" laughed the man. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

Lawyer- The terrible news is...

"The picture is of you and your secretary!"



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