A man was summoned to his attorney's office.
Lawyer- "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
Man- "Give me the bad news first."
Lawyer- "Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."
Man- "That's the bad news?" laughed the man. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
Lawyer- The terrible news is...
"The picture is of you and your secretary!"
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Lawyer- "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
Man- "Give me the bad news first."
Lawyer- "Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."
Man- "That's the bad news?" laughed the man. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
Lawyer- The terrible news is...
"The picture is of you and your secretary!"
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