Difference between 2*3 and 3*2

Boy: I got an F in Arithmetic.

Dad: Why ?

Boy: The Teacher asked 'How much is 2 * 3' ?

and I said it is '6'.

Dad: But that's right only na..

Boy: Then she asked me 'How much is 3 * 2' ?

Dad: What's the XXXXX difference ?

Boy: That's exactly what I said!


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Teacher and Boy conversation

Teacher : what is your parents name??

Boy: my dad's name is laughing and my mom's name is smiling.

Teacher: you must be kidding.

Boy: Nope, I am joking

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Somebody kills nobody

There are five friends named*

*Somebody*, *nobody,* *mad, stupid and fool*

*Somebody and nobody were fighting*

*Somebody killed nobody*

*Mad quickly called the police*

*Mad: Hello sir*

*Police: can we help you*

*Mad: yes somebody just killed nobody*

*Police: are u stupid!!*

*Mad: no, stupid is in the bathroom bathing*

*Police: are u mad!!!*

*Mad: yes am mad*

*Police: you must be a fool!!!*

*Mad: no, fool is the one reading this comment*

*Am sorry but I was also a victim....



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A child asked his father - How were people born?

A child asked his father,

How were people born?

So his father said,

Adam and Eve made babies,

then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question

and she told him, We were monkeys

then we evolved to become like we are now.

The child ran back to his father and said,

You lied to me! His father replied, No,

your mom was talking about her side of the family.


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Little Johnny asks his father

Little Johnny asks his father:

"Where does the wind come from?"

"I don't know."

"Why do dogs bark?"

"I don't know."

"Why is the earth round?"

"I don't know."

"Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"

"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything.


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A boy is selling fish on a corner

A boy is selling fish on a corner.

To get his customers' attention,

he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale!

Get your dam fish here!"

A pastor hears this and asks,

"Why are you calling them 'dam fish."

The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam.
The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife,

and asks her to cook the dam fish.

The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know

it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.

He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner
table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.

He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the donkey potatoes!"



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My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids

"My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu,

Married with two kids" "Will you hang that calendar or

else I'll HANG MYSELF" "LIBRARIAN SCOLDS,

"IF YOU WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

"Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter".


"Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father".

"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when

I am in the class?!" "Lab assistant said this when my

friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand.

Computer how understand?? "Seeing the principal passing by,

the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet,

the principal has passed away". Once Teacher Told

"If you Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping you"

Teacher to students: Don't spit outside,

the understanding people will suffer.


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