Flying PIG

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.Flying Pig

In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round - you're drunk!




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How fast you can guess these words?

How fast you can guess these words?

1) BOO_S

2) _ _ NDOM

3) F _ _ K

4) P_N_S

5) PU_S_S

6) S_X



Answers:

1) Books

2) Random

3) Fork

4) Pants

5) Pulse

6) Six

You got all 6 wrong!!! didn't you?....

May God excuse you for your dirty mind...




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Daddy, I fell in love...

SON: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!

FATHER : That's great son. Who is she?

SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter

FATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

SON: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!

FATHER: That's great son. Who is she?

SON: It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter.

FATHER: Ohhhh! I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother

SON: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but, I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!

The mother hugs him affectionately and said:
My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He isn't your father.


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Son's Logical Reply to His Dad

"Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said the boy.

"Why not, son?"

"Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."

"But why don't you want to go today?"

"Because our English teacher died yesterday!"


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Funny Reply To Teacher

Teacher asked me which one is heavier - 1 Kg of Iron Ball or 1 Kg of Cotton Ball.

I told him Iron Ball is heavier .

But He didn't agreed and told me both have same weight.

So, I told him to hit me with 1 Kg of Cotton Ball and I will hit him with 1 Kg of Iron Ball . If both weights equal both will hurt equal .

Teacher left the job


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Tit for Tat 2

Gajodar's Train Journey

TTE: Ticket please!
Gajodar: I don't have.

TTE : Where do you want to go?
Gajodar: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!.

TTE : Come, let's go?
Gajodar: Where?
TTE : Lord Krishna's birth place, Jail!.



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Are they that much pretty?

Boy: Hey...Your Teeth are like the Stars!!

Girl: Awww... Thanx..Are they that much pretty?

Boy: Nooooo... They are far away from each other...




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