Couple Caught by Police in Park

Police: Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe ho..?
Man: Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.

Police: Toh ghar main baitho.
Man: Iska husband nahi manega...




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Honey, My Wife Is Off Tomorrow

Teacher makes a call to her Student to inform:
     "I'm busy tomorrow, so our class will be off."

The Student make a phone call to his Dad:
     "I'm off tomorrow, let's go Picnic!"

Dad makes phone call to his Secretory:
     "I'm busy tomorrow, let's date on next day!"

Secretory makes a phone call to her Husband:
     "Honey, I don't go business trip on tomorrow, let's hang out"

Husband makes a phone call to Teacher:
     "Honey my wife is off tomorrow, you don't come!"

Teacher makes a another call to her Student:
     Tomorrow we go to School as usual"




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Pappu Vs Somu

Pappu went to market along with Door.

Somu : Why you carrying door with you? Are you selling the door?

Pappu : Door lock is not working, so taking for repair

Somu : What if theives do robbery in your home?

Pappu : Door is with me, then how do they enter into my home... !!!

Somu shocks....Pappu rocks




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THE BEAUTY OF ENGLISH IS INFINITE

I called my school friend, He said he was working on a special project
" Aqua-Thermal Treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium And Steel Under A Constrained Environment".

I was so impressed, later I realized that
Idiot was washing Utensils in warm water under the supervision of his Wife.

THE BEAUTY OF ENGLISH IS INFINITE!



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Customer Calls A Tech Support Guy

Tech Support Guy:
Your Password is The Small Letter "a" as in apple, Capital Letter "V" as in Victor, and the number 7274.

Customer: Is the 7274 in Capital Letters?

Tech Support Guy fainted down.



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Wife and Husband Started dieting

Wife and Me Started dieting...

She said we could have a cheat day today...

She brought home KFC & I brought home my Secretary..

Women are so tough to understand...


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Naughty Kids

KENNY: My Dad is the most important person in this country because the President of Nigeria himself calls him every night

JUNIOR: What does your dad do?

KENNY: He's a Minister.

JUNIOR: Well, my dad is the most important person that even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.

KENNY: Wow! What is does your dad do?

JUNIOR: He's a barber.

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