Monthly pass for Girls Hostel

Principal: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

Munna Bhai: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Funny Love Story

Once upon a time ... There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & handsome boy named CINTHOL.

Rexona & CINTHOL fell in love with each other. 
Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, CINTHOL parents were Wheel & Nirma , 

Rexona was very excited to make CINTHOL his "Life Boy". They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who manages to convince them. 

Rexona & CINTHOL were very happy in their love and they fixed their marriage 
at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city ... 

They invite their friends Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others.

Rexona & CINTHOL got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'


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God only understands Engineers

3 People after death reached heaven and were standing before the gates


1st person: I am Poojari and I served you all my life God, let me come inside.

God: Next....


2nd Person: I am a Doctor, I have saved lives of many people and served them... let me come inside...

God: Next....


3rd Person: I am an Engineer...

God: Enough, now don't let me get tears... I know you have spent all your life in hell, its your time to enter into heaven... come in...



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Mallika Rocks again...

Mallika went to a Swimming Pool with inner-wear.

Guard : Madam here 2-Piece costume is not allowed!

Mallika: Which one I Have to take it out?

Mallika Rocks...       Guard fainted..

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Defense Lawyer's Good News

I have good news and bad news," the Defense Lawyer says to his client.

Client : " What's the bad news? "

Lawyer : " Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."

"Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?"

"Well", the Lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."



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Excellent suggestion by Gym Coach to impress A Girl

A Boy joined a Gym to impress his GirlFriend.

Boy to Gym coach : I wanna impress this cute girl and gonna meet her in 3 days.. Which machine should I use?

Coach : Use the ATM machine just outside the Gym!!! No matter how you are looking, She will be impressed!!!




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Why are Girls lying these days.

Boy : Hi honey, how are you doing?
Girl : Darling am fine

Boy : Where are you now?
Girl : Daddy's driver is bringing me to school with daddy's Audi Q7

Boy : Oh honey that is lovely.. I just wanted to tell you not to pay the Bus Conductor. I am at your back, and I have already paid for the both of us.


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