Wife is Always Wife

Wife : Where are you going?
Husband : I Want to commit suicide

Wife : Why didn't you carry a Bag with you?
Husband : What is it for?

Wife : If u change your decision, then bring vegetables for this week

Husband fainted down and admitted into Mental Hospital.


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That is Indian's Talent

Once in a Soap industry in Japan, The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it(i.e empty box).

To avoid the problem in the future, Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars To check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line....

If Same problem occurred in India..
Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside the assembly line & Empty boxes were flown away!....

That is Indian's Talent..Don't want to waste money everywhere





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Girl online Chatting with an Unknown Person

Girl online Chatting with an Unknown Person

Person : Could you please give me your e-mail id...?

Girl : Yeah sure.. here it is: "iHaveBF.ilovehim@getlost.com"

Person: Thanks.. Here is mine: "iAmYourDad.slapYouToday@cometohome.com"

Girl Shocks..




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Why the Bridegroom becomes silent on that Day

The Bride kissed her Father and placed something in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering that what was given to the father by the Bride
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something

So he announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life. Then he raised his hands with what his Daughter gave him and said.. My daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!!"

The whole Audience burst into laughter.. But one was in complete silence...
The Groom




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How can I live without You

Husband texts to wife on cell, "Hi, what are you doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without You?"

Wife: "You Idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!




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Understanding business in a funny way..

1. You see Gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me
    That's Direct Marketing.

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He' is     very rich, marry him.
    That's Advertising.

3. Girl walks to you & says you are rich, can you marry me?
    That's Brand Recognition

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you.
    That's Customer Feedback

5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband.
    That's Demand & Supply Gap

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives.
    That's Restriction from Entering New Market


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Shocking & Hillarious reply to Husband

Husband and Wife agreed that whenever they want to have _ _ _, they will call it 'PHONE CALL' so that the children won't understand.

One day, Dad sends Son to tell Mom that he wants to make a 'PHONE CALL'.

Mom replies:
"Tell your Dad that the Network is busy today."

Dad replies:
"Tell your Mom that the call is urgent, if Network is busy, then am going to a PUBLIC PHONE BOOTH."

Mom replies:
"Tell him that if he dare goes to Public Phone Booth, I will OPEN a Business Center and all 'PHONE CALLS' will be FREE ...."





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