Result of Spoken English

Husband : What happened.. Here is the huge crowd in front of our Home.

Wife : Nothing dear... I just informed our neighbor that our relative is coming from Mumbai

Husband : Why is this much of crowd for that.. Can you explain clearly what you told her?

Wife : Nothing like that dear.. I am learning Spoken English na , thats why I told her in English

Husband : Then tell me What exactly you told her.

Wife : I told her that 'Today Sunny Leone is coming to my home from Mumbai'

Husband : Stop your Butler English.... Its not Sunny Leone... Its Son-in-law


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Why did you marry me?

Wife : Dear, Why did you marry me? Is that all because of "My Beauty or Genius"

Husband : I know that you are neither Beauty nor Genius. Thats the reason I get married you.

Wife : If I was not, then Why did you marry me?

Husband : If you are beautiful All Eyes on you and If you are clever Your Eyes will be on me.

Wife : I didn't understand dear..

Husband : Thats why I married you.



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Funny Chit chat between Ant and Elephant

Ant : How old are you?

Elephant : I am just Four..

Ant : I cant believe... You are this much of bigger in size.

Elephant : I am taking Complan daily. I am a Complan Boy. And How old are you?

Ant : I am Ten

Elephant : You are just like a kid...You are telling lies..

Ant : No, its true.. I have been bathing with Santoor Soap... I am a Santoor Girl.




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Hyderabadi in a Bank

In a bank in Hyderabad

Hyderabadi Customer : Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai Kab Tak Clear Karte

Banker : 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata

Customer : Dono Banks To Amne Samne Ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku

Banker : Sir, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta, Agar Ap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhate. Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte

Customer : Aise khatarnak example nakko de re bawa, samajh gaya main..




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Aladdin's Lamp

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today

Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??



Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??



Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...



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Girls ka Problems

Girl : Ye Jo Samne Ladka Baitha Hai, iska Naam Kya Hai

Waiter: Yeh "PAPPU"Hai..

Girl : Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se Pareshan Kar Raha Hain.

Waiter: Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai..

Girl : Yahi To Pareshanii Hai...

Moral: Duniya Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti..


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Wife suspecting Husband

Girl to Swamiji:
Swamiji, I doubt my Husband has been cheating on me... I have doubt on one woman..What to do?

Swamiji's reply to Girl:
Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his Wi-Fi connects automatically..

Technology can be dangerous



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