A boy asked his father, Dad, how much

A boy asked his father, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father grimly replied, "I wouldn't know son, I'm still not done paying for it."


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Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what

Son: I am not able to go to school today.

Father: what happened?

Son: I am not feeling well

Father: Where you are not feeling well?

Son: In school!



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A man was summoned to his attorney's office. Lawyer- Do you

A man was summoned to his attorney's office.

Lawyer- "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.

Man- "Give me the bad news first."

Lawyer- "Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."

Man- "That's the bad news?" laughed the man. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

Lawyer- The terrible news is...

"The picture is of you and your secretary!"



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Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: What Is Your

Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: "What Is Your Name?"

Air-Hostess:"Eva Benz!"

Man:"Wow, Lovely Name, Any Relation With Mercedes Benz?"

Air-Hostess Replied Smiling: "Yes, Same Price!!"


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Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About

Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem.

Santa: "When I Type Computer Password,

It Just Shows Star Star Star Star, What Is That Joke?"

Help Desk: "Dear, Those Stars Are To Protect You,

So That If A Person Standing Behind, He Can't Read Your Password"

Santa: "Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There Is No One Standing Behind Me"



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Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates

Maths Madam To Pappu: "If You Have 12 Chocolates And

You Give 5 To Leena,

3 To Teena And 4 To Meena,

Then What Will You Get?"

Pappu: "3 New Girl Friends"



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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful

Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful life, as compared to men?

A very intelligent student replied to:

"Because Women don't have a wife!"





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