Shocking reply to Mother...

Mother: Who is Aziz Sultan?
Son: I Don't Know?
Mother: Sometime give attention to Studies also..

Son: Do you know Chinky Aunty?
Mother: I Don't know?
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also...






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Excellent Reply To Girlfriend

Girl : Honey, where did u buy this iPhone... its beautiful??

Boy : I didn't buy this one.. I just got it

Girl : From where??

Boy : On a Race and I'm the first to got it

Girl : Between whom?? and what is the no. of racers??

Boy : Its just 3....A Police, Phone owner and Me






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Boys With True Heart

Boy to Girl before exam: All the best

Girl: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80% marks and boy failed

Moral: Only boys wish with true heart






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Don't get up early in the morning..

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.

There was not enough sun light to get into the sea.

He saw a pack of stones...

To pass time he started throwing the stone into the sea.

While having the last stone in the hand, The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond.

he left for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea.

Moral of the story: Don't get up early in the morning.....!





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Flying PIG

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.Flying Pig

In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round - you're drunk!




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How fast you can guess these words?

How fast you can guess these words?

1) BOO_S

2) _ _ NDOM

3) F _ _ K

4) P_N_S

5) PU_S_S

6) S_X



Answers:

1) Books

2) Random

3) Fork

4) Pants

5) Pulse

6) Six

You got all 6 wrong!!! didn't you?....

May God excuse you for your dirty mind...




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Daddy, I fell in love...

SON: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!

FATHER : That's great son. Who is she?

SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter

FATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

SON: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!

FATHER: That's great son. Who is she?

SON: It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter.

FATHER: Ohhhh! I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother

SON: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but, I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!

The mother hugs him affectionately and said:
My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He isn't your father.


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