God only understands Engineers

3 People after death reached heaven and were standing before the gates


1st person: I am Poojari and I served you all my life God, let me come inside.

God: Next....


2nd Person: I am a Doctor, I have saved lives of many people and served them... let me come inside...

God: Next....


3rd Person: I am an Engineer...

God: Enough, now don't let me get tears... I know you have spent all your life in hell, its your time to enter into heaven... come in...



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Mallika Rocks again...

Mallika went to a Swimming Pool with inner-wear.

Guard : Madam here 2-Piece costume is not allowed!

Mallika: Which one I Have to take it out?

Mallika Rocks...       Guard fainted..

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Defense Lawyer's Good News

I have good news and bad news," the Defense Lawyer says to his client.

Client : " What's the bad news? "

Lawyer : " Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."

"Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?"

"Well", the Lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."



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Excellent suggestion by Gym Coach to impress A Girl

A Boy joined a Gym to impress his GirlFriend.

Boy to Gym coach : I wanna impress this cute girl and gonna meet her in 3 days.. Which machine should I use?

Coach : Use the ATM machine just outside the Gym!!! No matter how you are looking, She will be impressed!!!




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Why are Girls lying these days.

Boy : Hi honey, how are you doing?
Girl : Darling am fine

Boy : Where are you now?
Girl : Daddy's driver is bringing me to school with daddy's Audi Q7

Boy : Oh honey that is lovely.. I just wanted to tell you not to pay the Bus Conductor. I am at your back, and I have already paid for the both of us.


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Wife is Always Wife

Wife : Where are you going?
Husband : I Want to commit suicide

Wife : Why didn't you carry a Bag with you?
Husband : What is it for?

Wife : If u change your decision, then bring vegetables for this week

Husband fainted down and admitted into Mental Hospital.


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That is Indian's Talent

Once in a Soap industry in Japan, The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it(i.e empty box).

To avoid the problem in the future, Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars To check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line....

If Same problem occurred in India..
Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside the assembly line & Empty boxes were flown away!....

That is Indian's Talent..Don't want to waste money everywhere





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