Two old men were sitting in the yard outside the old people's home

Two old men were sitting in the yard outside the old people's home

one day when Tim turned to the other and said. John I'm really

feeling my age today I just hurt all over, how are you feeling?"

John replied "I feel just like a new born baby"

Tim looked at him startled "A new born baby, really?"

"Yep,I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."


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