Man 1: I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women

Man 1: I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women

Man 2: Get Marry Soon Then you will Be Afraid Of Only One And Start Loving Other












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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

The doctor asked her "What happened?"

She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang,

but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally

picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.

Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

But what happened to your other ear?

The person(phone) called back.









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Raju went to temple and saw people puting coin in box and praying

Raju went to the temple and saw people putting a coin in box & praying.


Raju: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through the coin.


phone without receiver!...












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Husband SMS His Wife: Hi, What You Doing Darling

Husband SMS His Wife: "Hi, What You Doing Darling?"

Wife: "I'm Dying"

Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: "Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You?"

Wife: "You Idiot I'm Dying My Hair"

Husband: "Bloody English"




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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?


Student: I don't know.


Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?


Student: We borrow it from our neighbour.












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A man who has his regular meals in a restaurant...

A man who has regular meals in a restaurant,

takes away two spoons at the end of his meal every day.


Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?


Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.






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TIPS For Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.

TIPS For Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.


If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different













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