A man who has his regular meals in a restaurant...

A man who has regular meals in a restaurant,

takes away two spoons at the end of his meal every day.


Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?


Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.






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TIPS For Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.

TIPS For Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you.


If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different













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Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.

It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.

It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.


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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.

A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.

Policemen arrives.

Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!

Police replied:- You?re suchmaterialistic.

You even haven?t notice that your left arm has been cut off.

Man-: He looks at his left arm and yells

OMG! My Rolex watch!.



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Son: I Dont Want To Go School Ma! All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid

Son: I Dont Want To Go School Ma!

All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid

and

The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:no! You Should Go, Because You Are The

Principal

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A cockroachs last words to a man who wanted to kill it :

This one is classic !!


A cockroachs last words to a man who wanted to kill it :


Go ahead and kill me, you coward.


You are just jealous because


I can scare your wife and you cannot..!





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Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question,Can Go Home.

Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question, Can Go Home.


A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.


Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ?


Boy : Me . . . I'm Going Home.












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