Wife : I think?.Husband : ?Exactly !!!

Wife : I think?.

Husband : ?Exactly !!!

Wife : But I haven't said anything yet !!!

Husband : Doesn?t matter. You are RIGHT?.!

Happy International Peace Day
















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HR ? There is a 2 years gap on your CV !

HR - There is a 2 years gap on your CV !


Candidate ? I was in jail



HR - Why?



Candidate:- I killed the guy who told me : we will call you back



HR :- Welcome on board, you have the Job
















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Question ?Who is better?.?? Wife or sister

Question ?Who is better?.?

Wife or sister


Heart touching award winning answer:


Wife?s sister
















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A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid

A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid,

Woman: Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You?

Maid: Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very Tasty
















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Record breaking - 1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to

Record breaking - 1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to


one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea slogan


Idea can change your WIFE
















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Cute Girlfriend : My Heart Is Like Moble and You Like a Sim Card..!

Cute Girlfriend : My Heart Is Like Moble and You Like a Sim Card..!


Boyfriend : I Am Very Happy.!


Girlfriend :don't Be Too Happy..


if I Get a New Offer , I Will Change the Sim Card..














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akhil: Madam, Can I Go To The Bathroom?

akhil: Madam, Can I Go To The Bathroom?


Madam corrected that wrong sentence: May I Go To The Bathroom?


akhil: But I Asked First














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