akhil: Madam, Can I Go To The Bathroom?

akhil: Madam, Can I Go To The Bathroom?


Madam corrected that wrong sentence: May I Go To The Bathroom?


akhil: But I Asked First














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Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk

Anna: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk

and gained twenty pounds in a week.



Ben: That's impossible. Whose baby?


Anna: An elephant's.














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A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"

A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"


I happily replied, "Yes..."


She took away the extra chair in front of me













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A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.

A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.

The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe.

Policemen Arrives

Man Cried: Officer, My Brand New Car.

Officer: You Are Such A Materialistic Sir, You Even Havent Notice

That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.

Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells: Oh My God! My Rolex Watch.













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Raju To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase,

Raju To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase,

Three Other Companies Are After Me

Boss: Really? Which Are The Three Companies?


Raju: The Electricity Company, The Telephone Company And The Gas Company












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Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?

Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?


One student: Its h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.


Teacher: What is this?


Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!



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A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke?

A: I have the perfect son.


B: Does he smoke?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: Does he drink whiskey?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: Does he ever come home late?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?


A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.




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