A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke?

A: I have the perfect son.


B: Does he smoke?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: Does he drink whiskey?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: Does he ever come home late?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?


A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.




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Sister : where does all the rain water go

Sister : where does all the rain water go?



Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head




Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose










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Boy: My Fathers name is LAUGHING and my Mothers name is SMILING.

Boy: My Fathers name is LAUGHING and my Mothers name is SMILING.



Teacher: You must be Kidding?



Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.










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Wife:Our servant has stolen the silver spoon.

Wife:Our servant has stolen the silver spoon.



Husband:Which one?



Wife:one which we stole from hotel.










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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green


and one is blue with red spots !



PAPPU: Yes it's really strange.



I have got another pair just like that at home.










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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.



Do you want to see any one before you die?.



Patient : Yes. A good doctor










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What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?


A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.










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A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey! Girl: Hi! What u doing??

A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey!



Girl: Hi! What u doing?



Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.



Girl: Aww How cute!



Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U










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A Husband Asks His Wife, Will You Marry After I Die?

A Husband Asks His Wife, Will You Marry After I Die?

The Wife Responds, No, I Will Live With My Sister.

The Wife Asks Him Back, Will You Marry After I Die?

The Husband Responds, No, I Will Also Live With Your Sister.

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People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete and Finish

People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete and Finish.

But There Is

When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.

And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.

And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!

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