Ramesh In A Interview. Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room

Ramesh In A Interview.

Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire?

Ramesh: Simple, Stop Imagining

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another: I Kissed Your Mom Last Night

In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another: I Kissed Your Mom Last Night

Whole Bar Was Waiting For The Other Guy?s Response.

He Laughs And Says: Lets Go Home Dad, You Are Drunk Now

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Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Leena

Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Leena,

3 To Teena And 4 To Meena, Then What Will You Get?

Pappu: 3 New Girl Friends

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Question: Why Do Indian Married Women Have That

Question: Why Do Indian Married Women Have That Red Dot On Their Forehead?

Answer: Because They?re Recording Everything

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wife to husband : doctor advised me for bed rest 1 month in a beautiful foreign country

wife to husband : doctor advised me for bed rest 1 month in a beautiful foreign country

so where we will go ?

Husband : we will go to a new doctor.

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Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave? Man: Well, about

Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I am a barber.

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A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor

A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.

Which will reach down first?
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Ans:The Pizza,as it's fast food!

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