Ramesh In A Interview. Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room

Ramesh In A Interview.

Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire?

Ramesh: Simple, Stop Imagining

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another: I Kissed Your Mom Last Night

In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another: I Kissed Your Mom Last Night

Whole Bar Was Waiting For The Other Guy?s Response.

He Laughs And Says: Lets Go Home Dad, You Are Drunk Now

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Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Leena

Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Leena,

3 To Teena And 4 To Meena, Then What Will You Get?

Pappu: 3 New Girl Friends

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Question: Why Do Indian Married Women Have That

Question: Why Do Indian Married Women Have That Red Dot On Their Forehead?

Answer: Because They?re Recording Everything

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wife to husband : doctor advised me for bed rest 1 month in a beautiful foreign country

wife to husband : doctor advised me for bed rest 1 month in a beautiful foreign country

so where we will go ?

Husband : we will go to a new doctor.

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Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave? Man: Well, about

Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I am a barber.

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A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor

A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.

Which will reach down first?
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Ans:The Pizza,as it's fast food!

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Breaking news- America advised North Korea

Breaking news- America advised North Korea

not to test any missile or bomb on New Year Eve

2018 coz people enjoy it as Fireworks.





















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When a married man says: I'll think about it

When a married man says:

"I'll think about it",

What he really means that,

He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet...





















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A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled:

A man came home late at night after a party.

His wife yelled:

"How would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"

The man couldn't believe his luck: 'That would be great!'

Monday passed and he didnt see her.....

Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....

On thursday his swelling became better

And now he could see her from the

Corner of one eye....






















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