Breaking news- America advised North Korea

Breaking news- America advised North Korea

not to test any missile or bomb on New Year Eve

2018 coz people enjoy it as Fireworks.





















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When a married man says: I'll think about it

When a married man says:

"I'll think about it",

What he really means that,

He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet...





















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A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled:

A man came home late at night after a party.

His wife yelled:

"How would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"

The man couldn't believe his luck: 'That would be great!'

Monday passed and he didnt see her.....

Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....

On thursday his swelling became better

And now he could see her from the

Corner of one eye....






















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Raju went to meet the 'father' of his GIRLFRIEND...

Raju went to meet the 'father' of his GIRLFRIEND...

Girl's father - I do not want my 'daughter' to spend her entire

'life' with a 'stupid' person...

Raju - Just uncle, so that's why I came to take him from here...!






















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A third world war may be coming and it’s starting from

A third world war may be coming and it?s starting from
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News Channel
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Be ready for World War III
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It will first happen in News Channel studio....






















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Wife is a Memory Card , Husband is an ATM Card

Wife is a Memory Card;

Husband is an ATM Card;

Parents are PAN Card;

Girlfriend is a Debit Card;

Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;

Child is an Identity Card;

But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!




















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U are a BITCH............... B - Beautiful

U are a BITCH

B - Beautiful

I - Intelligent

T - Talented

C - Cute

H - Hilarious

Are You smiling now?

?

?

?

"YOU ARE REALLY BITCH"











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