A Soldier Rushes To His Captain & Says: One Enemy

A Soldier Rushes To His Captain & Says: "One Enemy Ship Is Approaching Us"

Captain Replies "David, Go Bring My Red Shirt"

Soldier Gets Shirt For His Captain.

Enemy Ship Comes In, Heavy Rounds Of Fire Are Exchanged.

Finally The Captain Wins.

Soldier Asks: "Congrats Sir, But Why The Red Shirt?"

Captain Replies: "If I Got Injured Then My Blood Shouldn't Be Seen As I Don't Want My Soldiers To Lose Hope"

Suddenly The Soldier Replied: "Sir, 20 Enemy Ships Are Coming"

Captain Replied: "David, Go And Bring My Yellow Trouser"



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Boy: Can I Hold Your Hand? Girl: No Boy:

Boy: "Can I Hold Your Hand?"

Girl: "No"

Boy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because It Hurts When You Leave It"

Boy (In His Mind): "Oh My God, I Am Acting But She Is Overacting"



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Santa Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay

Santa Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay,

While Landing, He Shouted: "Bombay-Bombay"

Air Hostess: "B-Silent Please"

Santa Said: "Omay - Omay"



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What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl? Give Her

What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl's Phone Numbers,

And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There's No Network.





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In Viva, Lecturer: Shall I Ask You Ten Easy Questions Or

In Viva, Lecturer: "Shall I Ask You Ten Easy Questions Or One Tough One?"

Student: "Ask Me Tough One"

Lecturer: "What Comes First, Day Or Night?"

Student: "Day"

Lecturer: "How Can You Exactly Say That?"

Student: "Sorry Sir, You Said You'll Ask Only One Question"

Moral: If Not Intelligent, Be Smart.



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Teacher: If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And

Teacher: "If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?"

Pappu: "Seven Sir"

Teacher: "No, Listen Carefully. If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?"

Pappu: "Seven"

Teacher: "Let Me Put It To You Differently. If I Gave You 2 Apples, And Another 2 Apples And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?"

Pappu: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2,How Many Will You Have?"

Pappu: "Seven!!!"

Very Angry Teacher: "Where Do You Get Seven From?"

Very Angry Pappu: "Because I Already Have One At Home"



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A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss Number By Mistake And Said

A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss Number By Mistake And Said

"Send Me A Coffee To My Desk In 2 Minutes"

Boss Shouted: "Do You Know Who You Are Talking To?"

Junior: "No"

Boss: "I Am The Boss Of This Office"

Junior In The Same Tone: "Do You Know Who You Are Talking To?"

Boss: "No"

Junior: "Thank God"

And Disconnected The Phone.


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