Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of

Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.

The genie grants each of them one wish.

The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.

The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.

The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me..." Wish granted.



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Man: Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 year? Doctor: Do you

Man: Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 year?

Doctor: Do you smoke?

Man: No.

Doctor: Do you eat too much?

Man: No.

Doctor: Do you go to bed late?

Man: No.

Doctor: Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?

Man: No.

Doctor: Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?


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I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call

Guest at a restaurant: "I refuse to eat this roastbeef.

Please call the manager!"

Waiter: "That's no use. He wont eat it either."



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A man went to his lawyer and told him, My neighbor

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won't pay up. What should I do?"

"Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer.

"Nope," replied the man.

"OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer.

"But it's only $500," replied the man.

"Precisely. That's what he will reply and then you'll have your proof!"


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Boy: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me

Boy: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Pics Of Her With Her New Boyfriend.

Friend: Really Bad, What Did You Do?

Boy: I Sent Those Pics To Her Dad.


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Doctor: Have You Ever Fainted Before?

Doctor: Have You Ever Fainted Before?

Patient: Yes, The Last Time You Told

Me Your Fees.


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A boy met a girl in Metro. Girl: Every time you smile, I feel

A boy met a girl in Metro.

Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy: Awwww... Are you single?

Girl: No, I am a Dentist!


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