A man went to his lawyer and told him, My neighbor

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won't pay up. What should I do?"

"Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer.

"Nope," replied the man.

"OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer.

"But it's only $500," replied the man.

"Precisely. That's what he will reply and then you'll have your proof!"


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Boy: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me

Boy: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Pics Of Her With Her New Boyfriend.

Friend: Really Bad, What Did You Do?

Boy: I Sent Those Pics To Her Dad.


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Doctor: Have You Ever Fainted Before?

Doctor: Have You Ever Fainted Before?

Patient: Yes, The Last Time You Told

Me Your Fees.


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A boy met a girl in Metro. Girl: Every time you smile, I feel

A boy met a girl in Metro.

Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy: Awwww... Are you single?

Girl: No, I am a Dentist!


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Anything Not Linked With Aadhar Is Getting Blocked...!!!

Best one heard today....

Guy : What happened?

Girl : My nose is blocked.

Guy : Did you link it with Aadhar?

Girl : No

Guy : That's why. Anything not linked with Aadhar is getting blocked..!!!



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Tom was invited to his friends house for dinner. He found that his buddy

Call His Wife Every Cute Name

Tom was invited to his friend's house for dinner. He found that his buddy

called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart,

pumpkin, and baby.

When she was in the kitchen, he leaned over to his friend and said, I

think it is nice you still call your wife all those pet names. To tell you the

truth," his friend said, "I forgot her name abut three years ago."


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Even Gods Need Protection

Wife to hubby : Darling, in picture of Shiva-Parvati, Shiva has a trishool

In picture of Vishnu-Lakshmi, Vishnu has chakra in hand and

picture of Rama-Sita, Rama has bow in hand.

But in case Krishna-Radha, he has flute in hand.

Why is this?

Hubby : You see dear the three gods whom you mentioned first are with wives.

That is why they have weapons...!!

Krishna is with his girlfriend. Hence no weapons required.

This shows when it comes to dealing with wives, even gods need protection.

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