Joke By Manager Of An IT Company

Manager told a joke. Everyone in the Team laughed except one guy...

Manager asks him: " Didn't you understand my Joke????"

The Guy replied : I resigned yesterday




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A Cute Exercise Of Family Members

Teacher : Why are you late?

Student : Mom & Dad were fighting

Teacher : So what makes you late if they were fighting

Student : One Shoe was in Mom's Hand and Other one was in Dad's Hand





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Parent's Slapping Response To Teacher's Letter

A Letter from a Teacher to A Parent:
     Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's Answer:
     Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a Rose, Don't smell him.. just Teach him....






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Shocking reply to Mother...

Mother: Who is Aziz Sultan?
Son: I Don't Know?
Mother: Sometime give attention to Studies also..

Son: Do you know Chinky Aunty?
Mother: I Don't know?
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also...






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Excellent Reply To Girlfriend

Girl : Honey, where did u buy this iPhone... its beautiful??

Boy : I didn't buy this one.. I just got it

Girl : From where??

Boy : On a Race and I'm the first to got it

Girl : Between whom?? and what is the no. of racers??

Boy : Its just 3....A Police, Phone owner and Me






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Boys With True Heart

Boy to Girl before exam: All the best

Girl: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80% marks and boy failed

Moral: Only boys wish with true heart






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Don't get up early in the morning..

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.

There was not enough sun light to get into the sea.

He saw a pack of stones...

To pass time he started throwing the stone into the sea.

While having the last stone in the hand, The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond.

he left for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea.

Moral of the story: Don't get up early in the morning.....!





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