Honey, can you do a favor for me

Wife: Honey, can you do a favor for me ?

Husband: Sure, anything for you my love.

Wife: Can you kill a lion for me?

Husband: Are you mad? To kill a lion for you? Request something else.

Wife: Ok then, can I go through your whatsapp?

Husband: Where is the lion you want me to kill?





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Woman Can Break Any Kind Of Relationship

Do You Know The Relation Between Two Eyes?

They Never See Each Other.

But

1. They Blink Together.

2. They Move Together.

3. They Cry Together.

4. They See Together.

5. They Sleep Together.

They Share A Very Deep Bonded Relationship.

However, When They See A Woman, One Will Blink And Another Will Not.

Moral Of The Story: ¿Woman Can Break Any Kind Of Relationship.¿


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Classroom Joke

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.



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Excellent Interview By A Student

Interviewer: What's your email ID?

Candidate: Sir it is abc@xyz.com

Interviewer: Password?

Candidate: 12345678

Interviewer: You shared such a confidential information so easily for the job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better offers?

Candidate: Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My password can be

   12345678
   Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight
   1twothreefourfivesixseveneight
   1twothreefourfivesixseven8
   2444666668888888 (read like one 2, three 4...)
   13355557777778 (1, two 3, four 5..., 8)....
..................... and so on....Combination of all of these...

By the way, did I mention use of capitals?

Finally that candidate was offered with the position as " HR Manager"


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Will You remarry again?.

Husband: if i die will you remarry?

Wife: no I will stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Husband: no I will also stay with your sister.

Men will be men..




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Joke On Comparison Of Cards

Debit Card : Its like Friendship...
  Advise to make adjustments in the Life.

Credit Card : Its like Girlfriend....
  Urge to spend more than our capability.

PAN Card : Its like Wife...
  Wants to Know Every Single Rupee of our Earnings...

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Best Explanation of GST

What is GST?

Earlier you had many "Girl friends, Friends, Half friends" Like " VAT/Service Tax/ Excise Tax etc"

Now Only one - "WIFE"

Remember all day
Report everything you do
Report every details in time.




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