When Husband comes home drunk...

Husband comes home drunk.
To avoid wife's scolding, he takes a laptop and starts working.*

Wife: "Did u drink?"

Husband: "Noo!"

Wife: "Then Why are you typing on the Suitcase?"




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Innocent Husband And A Lawyer

Husband: Dear Lawyer, I want Divorce. My Wife has not spoken to me for 6 Months.

Lawyer : Think about it once again. Wives like that are too hard to get..




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Hillarious Lines by Son

Kid failed in the Exam

Father: Aaj se mujhe papa mat kehena....

Son: Ohh, come on dad, it was...just "School test" not a "DNA test"





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Can you call my Boyfriend inside?

A Girl went to a Doctor

Girl: Can you call my Boyfriend inside?

Doctor: You don't need to be afraid, I am a decent man

Girl: No, actually your beautiful Nurse is standing outside and my Boyfriend is not decent, he is a Jaffa




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Lovely Wife...

Wife buys 10 underwears of same color for hubby....

Hubby: Why same color sweetheart....People will think that I never change my underwear.

Wife: Which people??

Hubby remains Silent


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Hey Man... Did you shake it?

A mad man saw his friend crying by a river side.

He sat down beside him and asked: "why are u crying?"

The other one answered: " I put a cube of sugar in this river, but when I tasted, I felt nothing. It's not sweet!"

The mad man blew up with laughter and said: " You, You are very mad! Did you shake it???"





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Girl With Anxiety

Boy: Babe, I want to show you something...
Girl: Wow...what is it, darling?

Boy: But, can I show you this in your room?
Girl: Okay

Boy: Can we close the door?
Girl: mmm, okay

Boy: Can we close the window?
Girl: Very well... (grasping)

Boy: Can we turn off the light?
Girl: Yes (even grasping)

Boy: Grab my hand
Girl: (Grabs his hand) what is it honey?

Boy: Look at this... My watch can glow in the dark also





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