Pappu Vs Somu

Pappu went to market along with Door.

Somu : Why you carrying door with you? Are you selling the door?

Pappu : Door lock is not working, so taking for repair

Somu : What if theives do robbery in your home?

Pappu : Door is with me, then how do they enter into my home... !!!

Somu shocks....Pappu rocks




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THE BEAUTY OF ENGLISH IS INFINITE

I called my school friend, He said he was working on a special project
" Aqua-Thermal Treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium And Steel Under A Constrained Environment".

I was so impressed, later I realized that
Idiot was washing Utensils in warm water under the supervision of his Wife.

THE BEAUTY OF ENGLISH IS INFINITE!



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Customer Calls A Tech Support Guy

Tech Support Guy:
Your Password is The Small Letter "a" as in apple, Capital Letter "V" as in Victor, and the number 7274.

Customer: Is the 7274 in Capital Letters?

Tech Support Guy fainted down.



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Wife and Husband Started dieting

Wife and Me Started dieting...

She said we could have a cheat day today...

She brought home KFC & I brought home my Secretary..

Women are so tough to understand...


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Naughty Kids

KENNY: My Dad is the most important person in this country because the President of Nigeria himself calls him every night

JUNIOR: What does your dad do?

KENNY: He's a Minister.

JUNIOR: Well, my dad is the most important person that even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.

KENNY: Wow! What is does your dad do?

JUNIOR: He's a barber.

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Bahubali Vs Kattappa

Bahubali :
Mama... You have this much of Talent in almost all sectors.... Then Why didn't u get Married till now?...

Kattappa : I don't want to be Slave in Home too...


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Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy

Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy, Whether She Likes Him Or Not.

But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
1st Sec: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Sec: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Sec: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

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