Bahubali Vs Kattappa

Bahubali :
Mama... You have this much of Talent in almost all sectors.... Then Why didn't u get Married till now?...

Kattappa : I don't want to be Slave in Home too...


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Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy

Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy, Whether She Likes Him Or Not.

But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
1st Sec: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Sec: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Sec: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

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Intelligent Pappu

Pappu nadi pe nahane ja raha tha...!

School ke peeche nadi main Principle Doob raha tha...!!

Pappu ne Dekha aur Zor Zor se chillate hue Bhaaga...!!!

KAL CHUTTE HAI... KAL CHUTTE HAI ....!!!!

Pappu rocks 

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Fabulous reply from Beggar

Begger : Please give me Rs 20 for coffee sir

Man : But coffee costs only Rs 10

Begger : I have girlfriend with me

Man : Being a begger you have girlfriend also? !

Begger : Because of her only I have become begger


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Hilarious situation of Love proposal

A guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her.

One night around 10'o clock, he gathered some courage & sent her a text with these honest words... "Sneha, I love you, Please reply & tell me how you feel."

Few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone.

He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night

So he decided not to check the message until the next morning when he's less tense and in better senses. So he went to sleep.

When he woke up the next day he prayed seriously about the message for good news, went about doing his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast took a bath, dressed himself up then climbed into bed and picked his phone to read the message on his phone.

This was the response he read: "Dear customer, you have insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again".

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Intelligent Husband 2

Husband sent a text to wife at night,
"Hi, I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

Obviously He didn't get reply from his wife 

He sent another text, "I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in My salary at the end of month I'm getting u a new car "

She text back, " OMG really? " 

Husband Replied: " No, I just wanted to make sure you got my 1st message." 


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Student Mistakes

If a Barber makes a mistake... It's a New Style

If a Politician makes a mistake... It's a New Law

If a Scientist makes a mistake... It's a New Invention

If a Tailor makes a mistake... Its a New Style

If a Teacher makes a mistake... It's a New Theory

But...
If a Student Makes a mistake... It's always Mistake only


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