Intelligent Pappu

Pappu nadi pe nahane ja raha tha...!

School ke peeche nadi main Principle Doob raha tha...!!

Pappu ne Dekha aur Zor Zor se chillate hue Bhaaga...!!!

KAL CHUTTE HAI... KAL CHUTTE HAI ....!!!!

Pappu rocks 

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Fabulous reply from Beggar

Begger : Please give me Rs 20 for coffee sir

Man : But coffee costs only Rs 10

Begger : I have girlfriend with me

Man : Being a begger you have girlfriend also? !

Begger : Because of her only I have become begger


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Hilarious situation of Love proposal

A guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her.

One night around 10'o clock, he gathered some courage & sent her a text with these honest words... "Sneha, I love you, Please reply & tell me how you feel."

Few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone.

He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night

So he decided not to check the message until the next morning when he's less tense and in better senses. So he went to sleep.

When he woke up the next day he prayed seriously about the message for good news, went about doing his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast took a bath, dressed himself up then climbed into bed and picked his phone to read the message on his phone.

This was the response he read: "Dear customer, you have insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again".

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Intelligent Husband 2

Husband sent a text to wife at night,
"Hi, I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

Obviously He didn't get reply from his wife 

He sent another text, "I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in My salary at the end of month I'm getting u a new car "

She text back, " OMG really? " 

Husband Replied: " No, I just wanted to make sure you got my 1st message." 


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Student Mistakes

If a Barber makes a mistake... It's a New Style

If a Politician makes a mistake... It's a New Law

If a Scientist makes a mistake... It's a New Invention

If a Tailor makes a mistake... Its a New Style

If a Teacher makes a mistake... It's a New Theory

But...
If a Student Makes a mistake... It's always Mistake only


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Couple in African Safari

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on a tourist's wife.

Wife : Shoot him! Shoot him!

Husband: Yes, Yes. wait for a minute... I'm changing the battery of my camera.



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Husband Problems...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

" You'll get your chance in court.", said the Policeman.

" No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"


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