Intelligent Doctor

A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:
Any treatment will cost Rs.300/- and if we can't treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.

He says to the Doctor: " I can't feel any taste on my tongue... "
Doctor asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22.

After that the MAN shouts: "What the hell ...its URINE!! "
The doctor says, " Congratulations, your sense of taste is back now ".

The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.

MAN: Doctor, I have lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! please put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.

MAN: Wait doctor, but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations, your memory is back.

Moral: Don't try to be over smart with Doctors... 

 

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Rocking Indians.. :D

Americans have Invented one Machine to catch the Thieves.

And They have decided to test the Machine throughout the world.

In America, It caught 20 Thieves in 30 minutes.

In Japan, It caught 50 Thieves in 30 minutes.

In England, It caught 90 Thieves in 30 minutes.

In Ghana, It caught 120 Thieves in 30 minutes.

In Russia, It caught 150 Thieves in 30 minutes.

And finally The Machine reached India, But in India, the Machine was stolen by Thieves in 10 Minutes...

Rocking Indians...



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Innocent Husband

In Heaven, God told all Husbands & Wives to gather for a Meeting! 

He told the men to stand in two Queues

1) Those who are controlled by their wives
2) Those who control their Wives

Only 1 man stood in the second Queue..

God said, "So you control your wife?" 

Man : "R U Crazy??? My Wife told me to stand here " 

   

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Whats the difference between "LIKE" & "LOVE"??

Teacher: 
Whats the difference between "LIKE" & "LOVE"??

Student : 
When you LiKe a Flower, you just Pluck it.. But When you Love a Flower, you Water it Daily..


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Slapping Reply to Girl Friend

Ladki  : Jaanu, personal aur secret me kya difference hai...?

Ladka : Tum meri girlfriend ho yeh personal hai, aur tumhari behen bhi meri girlfriend hai, yeh secret hai...



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Monthly pass for Girls Hostel

Principal: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

Munna Bhai: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Funny Love Story

Once upon a time ... There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & handsome boy named CINTHOL.

Rexona & CINTHOL fell in love with each other. 
Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, CINTHOL parents were Wheel & Nirma , 

Rexona was very excited to make CINTHOL his "Life Boy". They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who manages to convince them. 

Rexona & CINTHOL were very happy in their love and they fixed their marriage 
at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city ... 

They invite their friends Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others.

Rexona & CINTHOL got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'


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