Funny Chit chat between Ant and Elephant

Ant : How old are you?

Elephant : I am just Four..

Ant : I cant believe... You are this much of bigger in size.

Elephant : I am taking Complan daily. I am a Complan Boy. And How old are you?

Ant : I am Ten

Elephant : You are just like a kid...You are telling lies..

Ant : No, its true.. I have been bathing with Santoor Soap... I am a Santoor Girl.




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Hyderabadi in a Bank

In a bank in Hyderabad

Hyderabadi Customer : Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai Kab Tak Clear Karte

Banker : 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata

Customer : Dono Banks To Amne Samne Ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku

Banker : Sir, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta, Agar Ap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhate. Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte

Customer : Aise khatarnak example nakko de re bawa, samajh gaya main..




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Aladdin's Lamp

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today

Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??



Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??



Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...



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Girls ka Problems

Girl : Ye Jo Samne Ladka Baitha Hai, iska Naam Kya Hai

Waiter: Yeh "PAPPU"Hai..

Girl : Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se Pareshan Kar Raha Hain.

Waiter: Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai..

Girl : Yahi To Pareshanii Hai...

Moral: Duniya Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti..


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Wife suspecting Husband

Girl to Swamiji:
Swamiji, I doubt my Husband has been cheating on me... I have doubt on one woman..What to do?

Swamiji's reply to Girl:
Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his Wi-Fi connects automatically..

Technology can be dangerous



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Don't suspect Husband all the time.

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

She noticed that there are 4 legs under the blanket instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a Magazine.

"Hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom.

Hope you have said hello to them.



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Airline's special package for Men

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.

Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.

All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... " Which Trip ? "


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