Friday, May 17, 2019

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?


Bunty: MS Excel


Lucky: MS Word


Bittu: MS Powerpoint


Pappu after thinking a lot, MS Dhoni












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1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..?

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary..

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,There Is No Such Month..

2nd Man: Exactly. . .












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Wife : I think?.Husband : ?Exactly !!!

Wife : I think?.

Husband : ?Exactly !!!

Wife : But I haven't said anything yet !!!

Husband : Doesn?t matter. You are RIGHT?.!

Happy International Peace Day
















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HR ? There is a 2 years gap on your CV !

HR - There is a 2 years gap on your CV !


Candidate ? I was in jail



HR - Why?



Candidate:- I killed the guy who told me : we will call you back



HR :- Welcome on board, you have the Job
















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Question ?Who is better?.?? Wife or sister

Question ?Who is better?.?

Wife or sister


Heart touching award winning answer:


Wife?s sister
















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A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid

A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid,

Woman: Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You?

Maid: Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very Tasty
















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Record breaking - 1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to

Record breaking - 1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to


one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea slogan


Idea can change your WIFE
















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Management student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this?

Management student kisses a girl. Girl-whats this? Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING. Girl slaps d boy Boy-what is this? Girl- this ...