A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.

A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.

The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe.

Policemen Arrives

Man Cried: Officer, My Brand New Car.

Officer: You Are Such A Materialistic Sir, You Even Havent Notice

That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.

Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells: Oh My God! My Rolex Watch.













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Raju To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase,

Raju To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase,

Three Other Companies Are After Me

Boss: Really? Which Are The Three Companies?


Raju: The Electricity Company, The Telephone Company And The Gas Company












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Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?

Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?


One student: Its h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.


Teacher: What is this?


Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!



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A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke?

A: I have the perfect son.


B: Does he smoke?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: Does he drink whiskey?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: Does he ever come home late?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?


A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.




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Sister : where does all the rain water go

Sister : where does all the rain water go?



Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head




Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose










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Boy: My Fathers name is LAUGHING and my Mothers name is SMILING.

Boy: My Fathers name is LAUGHING and my Mothers name is SMILING.



Teacher: You must be Kidding?



Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.










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Wife:Our servant has stolen the silver spoon.

Wife:Our servant has stolen the silver spoon.



Husband:Which one?



Wife:one which we stole from hotel.










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