Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?

Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?


One student: Its h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.


Teacher: What is this?


Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!



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A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke?

A: I have the perfect son.


B: Does he smoke?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: Does he drink whiskey?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: Does he ever come home late?


A: No, he doesn't.


B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?


A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.




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Sister : where does all the rain water go

Sister : where does all the rain water go?



Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head




Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose










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Boy: My Fathers name is LAUGHING and my Mothers name is SMILING.

Boy: My Fathers name is LAUGHING and my Mothers name is SMILING.



Teacher: You must be Kidding?



Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.










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Wife:Our servant has stolen the silver spoon.

Wife:Our servant has stolen the silver spoon.



Husband:Which one?



Wife:one which we stole from hotel.










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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green


and one is blue with red spots !



PAPPU: Yes it's really strange.



I have got another pair just like that at home.










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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.



Do you want to see any one before you die?.



Patient : Yes. A good doctor










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