Fun Time

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Boy: My Fathers name is LAUGHING and my Mothers name is SMILING.

Boy: My Fathers name is LAUGHING and my Mothers name is SMILING.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

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Wife:Our servant has stolen the silver spoon.

Wife:Our servant has stolen the silver spoon.

Husband:Which one?

Wife:one which we stole from hotel.

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Monday, March 4, 2019

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green

and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange.

I have got another pair just like that at home.

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die?.

Patient : Yes. A good doctor

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What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

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Sunday, March 3, 2019

A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey! Girl: Hi! What u doing??

A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey!

Girl: Hi! What u doing?

Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.

Girl: Aww How cute!

Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U

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Tuesday, February 19, 2019

A Husband Asks His Wife, Will You Marry After I Die?

The Wife Responds, No, I Will Live With My Sister.

The Wife Asks Him Back, Will You Marry After I Die?

The Husband Responds, No, I Will Also Live With Your Sister.

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