Raju went to meet the 'father' of his GIRLFRIEND...

Raju went to meet the 'father' of his GIRLFRIEND...

Girl's father - I do not want my 'daughter' to spend her entire

'life' with a 'stupid' person...

Raju - Just uncle, so that's why I came to take him from here...!






















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A third world war may be coming and it’s starting from

A third world war may be coming and it?s starting from
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News Channel
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Be ready for World War III
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It will first happen in News Channel studio....






















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Wife is a Memory Card , Husband is an ATM Card

Wife is a Memory Card;

Husband is an ATM Card;

Parents are PAN Card;

Girlfriend is a Debit Card;

Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;

Child is an Identity Card;

But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!




















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U are a BITCH............... B - Beautiful

U are a BITCH

B - Beautiful

I - Intelligent

T - Talented

C - Cute

H - Hilarious

Are You smiling now?

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"YOU ARE REALLY BITCH"











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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow

Teacher : Correct the sentence,

"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.











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The main tension of parents nowadays..!!

The main tension of parents nowadays..!!

What their Son/Daughter download?.

But...But

What their daughters upload












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Sweet love proposal - Q 1:What do you call a mother in Marathi?

Sweet love proposal -

Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi?

Q 2: What's the name of Lord Rama's elder son?

Q 3: What's the style of Swami Narayan's 'Tilak'?
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Answers:
1. I
2. Luv
3. U














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