Boss: We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness.

Boss: We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness. Did You Wipe Your Feets On The Mat As You Came In?"

New Employee: "Yes, Sir"

Boss: "We Are Also Keen On Truthfulness. There Is No Mat"




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Three Fastest Means Of Communication

Tele-Phone
Tele-Vision
Tell A Woman
Bonus: Need Still Faster - Tell Her Not To Tell Anyone.





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Girlfriend And Boyfriend Doing Love Chat In Park

Girlfriend And Boyfriend Doing Love Chat In Park.

Girlfriend: "How Much Do You Love Me?"

Boyfriend: "I'd Take Bullet For You."

Girlfriend: "Awwwww! Seriously?"

Boyfriend: "Yeah, Enfield Bullet In Dowry."



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A Love Couple Sitting In The Park, Boy Tries

A Love Couple Sitting In The Park, Boy Tries To Kiss The Girl.

Girl: "No Dear, Not All This Before Marriage"

Boy: "Don't Worry Darling, I Am Already Married"




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Difference between Mini Heart Attack and Heart Fail

Mini Heart Attack Vs Heart Fail:

A Man's Feeling.

It Feels Like A Mini Heart Attack,

When I Don't Find My Mobile In My Pocket.

& It's Almost Like Heart Fail,

When I See It In My Girlfriend's Hand.




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Democratic Difference Betwen USA & India

Democratic Difference Betwen USA & India

In USA: "You Can Kiss In A Public Place But Can't Susu."

In India: "You Can Susu In Public Place But Can't Kiss."




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Teacher Ask A Question To Santa. Teacher: What Is 5

Teacher Ask A Question To Santa.

Teacher: "What Is 5 Plus 4?"

Santa: "9"

Teacher: "And What Is 4 Plus 5?"

Santa: "Are You Trying To Fool Me, You've Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6."



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