Difference between Mini Heart Attack and Heart Fail

Mini Heart Attack Vs Heart Fail:

A Man's Feeling.

It Feels Like A Mini Heart Attack,

When I Don't Find My Mobile In My Pocket.

& It's Almost Like Heart Fail,

When I See It In My Girlfriend's Hand.




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Democratic Difference Betwen USA & India

Democratic Difference Betwen USA & India

In USA: "You Can Kiss In A Public Place But Can't Susu."

In India: "You Can Susu In Public Place But Can't Kiss."




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Teacher Ask A Question To Santa. Teacher: What Is 5

Teacher Ask A Question To Santa.

Teacher: "What Is 5 Plus 4?"

Santa: "9"

Teacher: "And What Is 4 Plus 5?"

Santa: "Are You Trying To Fool Me, You've Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6."



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Dad: Why Didn't You Go For The Exam? Son: Paper Was

Dad: "Why Didn't You Go For The Exam?"

Son: "Paper Was Tough"

Dad: "Without Going, How Did You Know?"

Son: "Paper Was Leaked Two Days Ago"



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Teacher To Student: What Is Hyper Active Possessive

Teacher To Student: "What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Motion"

Student: "Zimbalakadi Takada Bamba Huchalu"

Teacher: "I Did Not Understand What You Said"

Student: "Same Here, Mam"



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Banta Asked To Santa. Banta: When You Kiss Your

Banta Asked To Santa.

Banta: "When You Kiss Your Wife?"

Santa: "I Kiss My Wife Before I Go To Office Every Day And You?"

Banta: "I Kiss Your Wife After You Go To Office Everyday"

Santa: "Ha Ha Ha, I Am First"




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A police officer stops a car. Officer: Your driving license

A police officer stops a car.

Officer: "Your driving license please."

Driver: "I'm really sorry, I forgot."

Officer: "At home?"

Driver: "No, to do it."




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