Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: What Is Your

Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: "What Is Your Name?"

Air-Hostess:"Eva Benz!"

Man:"Wow, Lovely Name, Any Relation With Mercedes Benz?"

Air-Hostess Replied Smiling: "Yes, Same Price!!"


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Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About

Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem.

Santa: "When I Type Computer Password,

It Just Shows Star Star Star Star, What Is That Joke?"

Help Desk: "Dear, Those Stars Are To Protect You,

So That If A Person Standing Behind, He Can't Read Your Password"

Santa: "Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There Is No One Standing Behind Me"



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Maths Madam To Pappu: If You Have 12 Chocolates

Maths Madam To Pappu: "If You Have 12 Chocolates And

You Give 5 To Leena,

3 To Teena And 4 To Meena,

Then What Will You Get?"

Pappu: "3 New Girl Friends"



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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful

Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful life, as compared to men?

A very intelligent student replied to:

"Because Women don't have a wife!"





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I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: Hi Babe I'm At

Example Of A Clever & Smart Husband

I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: "Hi Babe I'm At The Pub With Some Lads, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favourite Dish Before I Return."

I Sent Another Text: "Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I'm Getting You A New Car"

She Text Back In One Second: "OMG Really?"

I Replied: "No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message."



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Two Guys Coming Out Of The Examination Hall With

Two Guys Coming Out Of The Examination Hall With Chips And Coke In Hand.

1st Guy: "Which Paper Was It?"

2nd Guy: "I Think, Math"

1st Guy: "Surprisingly, You Read The Question Paper?"

2nd Guy: "No, I Saw The Girl Sitting Besides Me Using Calculator"




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A Little Girl Asked Her Mother: How Did The Human Race

A Little Girl Asked Her Mother: "How Did The Human Race Start?"

The Mother Answered: "God Made Adam And Eve And They Had Children, And So All Mankind Was Made"

Two Days Later The Girl Asked Her Father The Same Question.

The Father Answered: "Many Years Ago There Were Monkeys From Which The Human Race Evolved"

The Confused Girl Returned To Her Mother And Said: "Mom, How Is It Possible That You Told Me The Human Race Was Created By God, And Dad Said They Developed From Monkeys?"

The Mother Answered: "Well Dear, It Is Very Simple. I Told You About My Side Of The Family, And Your Father Told You About His"



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