I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: Hi Babe I'm At

Example Of A Clever & Smart Husband

I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: "Hi Babe I'm At The Pub With Some Lads, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favourite Dish Before I Return."

I Sent Another Text: "Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I'm Getting You A New Car"

She Text Back In One Second: "OMG Really?"

I Replied: "No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message."



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Two Guys Coming Out Of The Examination Hall With

Two Guys Coming Out Of The Examination Hall With Chips And Coke In Hand.

1st Guy: "Which Paper Was It?"

2nd Guy: "I Think, Math"

1st Guy: "Surprisingly, You Read The Question Paper?"

2nd Guy: "No, I Saw The Girl Sitting Besides Me Using Calculator"




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A Little Girl Asked Her Mother: How Did The Human Race

A Little Girl Asked Her Mother: "How Did The Human Race Start?"

The Mother Answered: "God Made Adam And Eve And They Had Children, And So All Mankind Was Made"

Two Days Later The Girl Asked Her Father The Same Question.

The Father Answered: "Many Years Ago There Were Monkeys From Which The Human Race Evolved"

The Confused Girl Returned To Her Mother And Said: "Mom, How Is It Possible That You Told Me The Human Race Was Created By God, And Dad Said They Developed From Monkeys?"

The Mother Answered: "Well Dear, It Is Very Simple. I Told You About My Side Of The Family, And Your Father Told You About His"



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A Soldier Rushes To His Captain & Says: One Enemy

A Soldier Rushes To His Captain & Says: "One Enemy Ship Is Approaching Us"

Captain Replies "David, Go Bring My Red Shirt"

Soldier Gets Shirt For His Captain.

Enemy Ship Comes In, Heavy Rounds Of Fire Are Exchanged.

Finally The Captain Wins.

Soldier Asks: "Congrats Sir, But Why The Red Shirt?"

Captain Replies: "If I Got Injured Then My Blood Shouldn't Be Seen As I Don't Want My Soldiers To Lose Hope"

Suddenly The Soldier Replied: "Sir, 20 Enemy Ships Are Coming"

Captain Replied: "David, Go And Bring My Yellow Trouser"



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Boy: Can I Hold Your Hand? Girl: No Boy:

Boy: "Can I Hold Your Hand?"

Girl: "No"

Boy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because It Hurts When You Leave It"

Boy (In His Mind): "Oh My God, I Am Acting But She Is Overacting"



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Santa Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay

Santa Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay,

While Landing, He Shouted: "Bombay-Bombay"

Air Hostess: "B-Silent Please"

Santa Said: "Omay - Omay"



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What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl? Give Her

What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl's Phone Numbers,

And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There's No Network.





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