What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl? Give Her

What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl's Phone Numbers,

And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There's No Network.





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In Viva, Lecturer: Shall I Ask You Ten Easy Questions Or

In Viva, Lecturer: "Shall I Ask You Ten Easy Questions Or One Tough One?"

Student: "Ask Me Tough One"

Lecturer: "What Comes First, Day Or Night?"

Student: "Day"

Lecturer: "How Can You Exactly Say That?"

Student: "Sorry Sir, You Said You'll Ask Only One Question"

Moral: If Not Intelligent, Be Smart.



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Teacher: If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And

Teacher: "If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?"

Pappu: "Seven Sir"

Teacher: "No, Listen Carefully. If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?"

Pappu: "Seven"

Teacher: "Let Me Put It To You Differently. If I Gave You 2 Apples, And Another 2 Apples And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?"

Pappu: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2,How Many Will You Have?"

Pappu: "Seven!!!"

Very Angry Teacher: "Where Do You Get Seven From?"

Very Angry Pappu: "Because I Already Have One At Home"



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A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss Number By Mistake And Said

A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss Number By Mistake And Said

"Send Me A Coffee To My Desk In 2 Minutes"

Boss Shouted: "Do You Know Who You Are Talking To?"

Junior: "No"

Boss: "I Am The Boss Of This Office"

Junior In The Same Tone: "Do You Know Who You Are Talking To?"

Boss: "No"

Junior: "Thank God"

And Disconnected The Phone.


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Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of

Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.

The genie grants each of them one wish.

The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.

The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.

The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me..." Wish granted.



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Man: Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 year? Doctor: Do you

Man: Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 year?

Doctor: Do you smoke?

Man: No.

Doctor: Do you eat too much?

Man: No.

Doctor: Do you go to bed late?

Man: No.

Doctor: Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?

Man: No.

Doctor: Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?


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I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call

Guest at a restaurant: "I refuse to eat this roastbeef.

Please call the manager!"

Waiter: "That's no use. He wont eat it either."



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