Man: Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 year? Doctor: Do you

Man: Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 year?

Doctor: Do you smoke?

Man: No.

Doctor: Do you eat too much?

Man: No.

Doctor: Do you go to bed late?

Man: No.

Doctor: Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?

Man: No.

Doctor: Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?


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I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call

Guest at a restaurant: "I refuse to eat this roastbeef.

Please call the manager!"

Waiter: "That's no use. He wont eat it either."



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A man went to his lawyer and told him, My neighbor

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won't pay up. What should I do?"

"Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer.

"Nope," replied the man.

"OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer.

"But it's only $500," replied the man.

"Precisely. That's what he will reply and then you'll have your proof!"


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Boy: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me

Boy: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Pics Of Her With Her New Boyfriend.

Friend: Really Bad, What Did You Do?

Boy: I Sent Those Pics To Her Dad.


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Doctor: Have You Ever Fainted Before?

Doctor: Have You Ever Fainted Before?

Patient: Yes, The Last Time You Told

Me Your Fees.


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A boy met a girl in Metro. Girl: Every time you smile, I feel

A boy met a girl in Metro.

Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy: Awwww... Are you single?

Girl: No, I am a Dentist!


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Anything Not Linked With Aadhar Is Getting Blocked...!!!

Best one heard today....

Guy : What happened?

Girl : My nose is blocked.

Guy : Did you link it with Aadhar?

Girl : No

Guy : That's why. Anything not linked with Aadhar is getting blocked..!!!



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