Wife vs Husband

Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.

Husband: Thanks, dear, but the audience was full of fools and idiots.

Wife: Hmm...so, that explains why you addressed them as

BROTHERS and SISTERS.

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Need a Help

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!

911: Alright, What is it?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!

911: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly one is winning.


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In college days.. She came into my life ..

In college days..

She came into my life ..

I kept looking at her.

She smiled..,

Yet I kept quiet..

She began 2 speak..,

I dint listen - And

when she began 2 leave..

I started running behind her requesting . . . .

Mam' mam' mam attendance!



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One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.

One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:

"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang
and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"

"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?"

"They called back!


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Medical & Engineering College Principals

Students Guts Medical & Engineering College Principals argued that their students are fearless.

Medical college Principal called the students & asked to jump in a sea full of sharks.

They Jumped..

Principal said: "See the guts"

Engineering College Principal called the students & told them to jump.

They said "Pagal hai kya Takle?"

Principal said: "See the guts"

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Class teacher once said:Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin

"Class teacher once said:"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!"

DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

Don't.. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down

It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered..

She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then

she said - why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

Teacher in a furious mood... write down your name and father of your name

Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college

I have 3 daughters, all are girls" "This is what my manager said,

Peoples, please sit down and take your seats

I was once living very actively

I was once living very actively - playing football, tennis, participating into car races.

Sometimes I would play poker and pool.

But later somebody stole my PC and that was it..


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