Medical & Engineering College Principals

Students Guts Medical & Engineering College Principals argued that their students are fearless.

Medical college Principal called the students & asked to jump in a sea full of sharks.

They Jumped..

Principal said: "See the guts"

Engineering College Principal called the students & told them to jump.

They said "Pagal hai kya Takle?"

Principal said: "See the guts"

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Class teacher once said:Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin

"Class teacher once said:"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!"

DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

Don't.. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down

It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered..

She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then

she said - why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

Teacher in a furious mood... write down your name and father of your name

Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college

I have 3 daughters, all are girls" "This is what my manager said,

Peoples, please sit down and take your seats

I was once living very actively

I was once living very actively - playing football, tennis, participating into car races.

Sometimes I would play poker and pool.

But later somebody stole my PC and that was it..


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After getting the friend request on Facebook from an unknown Guy

After getting the friend request on Facebook from an unknown Guy.

Girl: Hey do I know You??

Boy : Of course no!!!

Girl: Then Why did you send me a request?

(Awesome Reply from the Guy) Boy : Well, Facebook suggests me to add You again and again... And I dont want to "HURT" Facebook..!!


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Types Of Girls

Types Of Girls

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.



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Boyfriend : Last night I had a dream of you

Boyfriend : Last night I had a dream of you.

Girlfriend (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa key.

Boyfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone. .

Girlfriend (with luv):I was searching for you, na.

Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting, . . oye, Where is conductor, He will give me 2 rupees

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Letter To Dad

A student wrote a letter to his father

from hostel:

Dear dad'! No money,No fun.

Your son!

His father replied: Dear son!
So sad,Very bad

Your dad!


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