After getting the friend request on Facebook from an unknown Guy

After getting the friend request on Facebook from an unknown Guy.

Girl: Hey do I know You??

Boy : Of course no!!!

Girl: Then Why did you send me a request?

(Awesome Reply from the Guy) Boy : Well, Facebook suggests me to add You again and again... And I dont want to "HURT" Facebook..!!


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Types Of Girls

Types Of Girls

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.



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Boyfriend : Last night I had a dream of you

Boyfriend : Last night I had a dream of you.

Girlfriend (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa key.

Boyfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone. .

Girlfriend (with luv):I was searching for you, na.

Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting, . . oye, Where is conductor, He will give me 2 rupees

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Letter To Dad

A student wrote a letter to his father

from hostel:

Dear dad'! No money,No fun.

Your son!

His father replied: Dear son!
So sad,Very bad

Your dad!


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New Year Gift

Hari was taking an afternoon sleep on New Years Eve prior to celebrations.

When she woke up, she said krishna, her husband, that dear, I dreamt that you have gifted me a diamond ring as a New year present. What does it all means?

Krishna simply smiled and answered wait dear, you will come to know tonight.

At midnight, when the New Year was chiming,

Krishna gifted her with a small package.

Hari excitedly opened the package quickly and she found a book named Dreams and the meaning of dreams!!

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Have a Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.

After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.

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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."

The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."

The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"

The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."


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